they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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