walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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