I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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