My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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