i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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