I don't think brook has ever known best
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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