Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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