I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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