Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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