i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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