Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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