God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So many bounce houses so little time
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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