He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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