More tranny stories later!
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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