Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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