i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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