But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Let's get the cat blown out
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
