my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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