Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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