Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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