I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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