i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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