Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.