If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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