we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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