Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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