Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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