brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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