I'm drive I can fine osifer
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven