you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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