whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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