i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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