at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
bring money and cleavage
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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