Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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