this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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