Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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