Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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