I must be too annoying 4 u.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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