Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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