life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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