so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
