If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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