Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I enjoy the company of your penis
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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