it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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