i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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