Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
As shirtless as possible
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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