Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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