found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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