he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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