just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.