Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?