i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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